Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The New MILFs...

I assume that any one I date is going to do their diligence and e-search me via Facebook and Google -- I actually find it flattering. But what can be unflattering is when the moms of romanTECH interests follow suit and do the same.

Now don't get me wrong, though my mother would never join "MyFace" or "Spacebook," I love and support these new MILFs (Moms I Like to Facebook) and enjoy the novelty of posting inside jokes and virtual thank you notes on my friend's moms' pages that have recently joined. "Dear Ann - Missing you and the lazy river. Now only if you'll sign the adoption papers."

But when my STEADY and EXTRA special romanTECH interest revealed that his mom is on Facebook and has searched my e-dentity online, I had a mild melt down. Maybe its because my profile pic features another guy nestled against my chest and if you google me the first thing that comes up is a spirits publicist profile where I state that it takes 3 drinks before I get "tipsy." And you thought the "about me" section on your now defunct Friendster profile revealing that your words to live by are: "work hard, play hard" was embarassing.

Now I know what you're thinking: "don't worry about your Facebook, worry about this blog." And your mostly right. But I feel like its hard to compartmentalize these days, so if she is reading my Facebook then she has likely found her way here and all I can say is: can't wait to see you on Saturday, let me know if I can bring dessert.


  1. AG, love this perspective! Goes beyond the moms, but love-love-love your twist on this. I laughed my arse off. ;)

  2. what does one have to do to be the guy nestled against your breast? HAHA... Having parents do back ground checks is nothing new. The "tech age" has made it much more feasible, but I once dated a girl who's father was a high ranking police officer... One day we were at her apartment "doing what we do" and let's just say she was a "screamer." Enough time goes by and there's a knock at the door... Who should it be? None other than two police officers investigating a possible domestic abuse. After realizing what was going on, they departed... But that didn't prevent the girl's father from catching wind of it... Needless to say I never saw her again...

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