Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Committing Social (Networking) Suicide

Facebook can be murder. Lately lame status (seeking) updates telling the world that "I heart Mykonos with the boyz" can have us praying for a "dislike" button. Top that off with a 20 degree day in NYC and a misguided suggestion to "reconnect" with an ex that told you he felt like a cat took a d*mp in his mouth right before your first kiss, and you may want to kill yourself. Well don't go that far. Instead consider killing your online profile with Web 2.0 Suicide Machine, a site that allows you to end it all in one dramaTECH move. Check out the e-bituaries of the 861 people who have painlessly slit their digital wrists. My personal favorite: "I'm virtually dead."

What would your final sign off be?

1 comment:

  1. I'm going to go with, if I do "go," "Goodbye Cruel (Virtual) World."