Facebook can be murder. Lately lame status (seeking) updates telling the world that "I heart Mykonos with the boyz" can have us praying for a "dislike" button. Top that off with a 20 degree day in NYC and a misguided suggestion to "reconnect" with an ex that told you he felt like a cat took a d*mp in his mouth right before your first kiss, and you may want to kill yourself. Well don't go that far. Instead consider killing your online profile with Web 2.0 Suicide Machine, a site that allows you to end it all in one dramaTECH move. Check out the e-bituaries of the 861 people who have painlessly slit their digital wrists. My personal favorite: "I'm virtually dead."
What would your final sign off be?
I'm going to go with, if I do "go," "Goodbye Cruel (Virtual) World."
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