Monday, June 6, 2011
He Gives Bad Text
Technology continues to fill in the gaps in our sex lives and relationships. In fact, the rate feels like it's accelerating. Last week I was struck with horror at Cloud Girlfriends, a service that lets guys create fake girlfriends on Facebook. But just when I was starting to think that even the virtual dating world exists through a male lens, I discovered Text Boyfriend a site that lets the ladies fulfill their Techromance fantasies with 3 texts a week from a digital BF. Their website exclaims that for just $1.99 a week women can get "Just the perfect amount of sweetness -- no overtexting, no drama. He's fun and cute and he's all about you!"
Freaking hilarious and actually insightful, especially given the sad state of text messages that get sent to women these days. To see just how low a guy will go when it comes to texting, I asked the sassiest bloggodessses out there to share some of the worst text messages they have ever received.
"So wt u bin up too?"
"Heyy miss hws lyfe treatn u?"
"When kan we fuck"
"Too bad you don't like dirty pics, would show you how hard I am."
"Come over. lol."
Some of the gems I have received:
"leaving work soon, pour a glass of wine so it's ready for me"